Arghgh!

[bghsmith]

I'm in the kitchen heating up some dinner for Moose Boy. He's watching Sprout (pre-school demographic) and I hear the following:

Star: "Look! It's a chair!"

Nina: "That's right! And look, there are chains on it!"

ME: What the everloving fu@k?

Nina: "It's a swing!"

ME: Oh...

And for another episode of Morning at Our House (yesterday).

Micky Mouse: Would you like to come to my playhouse?

Moose Boy: NO!

Micky Mouse: Say the magic words...

Moose Boy: NO!

Mickey Mouse: Come on in!

Moose Boy: NO! I said.

I think he was ready to go back to school today.