Writing it down
I don't believe I've written this before, so I better do it now while I'm thinking about it.
Right after my nipples were pierced, I went to drum circle and was fussing around with my boobs. One of the folks that was in my camp was there and saw me fussing around with my bra. He gave me a bit of a look. So, I told him that I had just got my nipples pierced.
"Well," He said, not unkindly,"I suppose you have the landscaping for it."
That's got to be the best euphemism I've ever heard for boobs.
Right after my nipples were pierced, I went to drum circle and was fussing around with my boobs. One of the folks that was in my camp was there and saw me fussing around with my bra. He gave me a bit of a look. So, I told him that I had just got my nipples pierced.
"Well," He said, not unkindly,"I suppose you have the landscaping for it."
That's got to be the best euphemism I've ever heard for boobs.