The rules according to Moose Boy.
Aug. 21st, 2009 02:58 pm![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
bghsmithThis morning before heading to school, I caught Moose Boy trying to sneak some gum.
"You can't chew gum in school." I told him.
"Yes I can!" he said.
"You weren't allowed to chew gum is school when I was a little girl, so I doubt you are allowed to do it now."
"Yeah," explained Moose Boy,"But you were a little girl. I'm a boy."
"Nice try kiddo! Put the gum back."
"You can't chew gum in school." I told him.
"Yes I can!" he said.
"You weren't allowed to chew gum is school when I was a little girl, so I doubt you are allowed to do it now."
"Yeah," explained Moose Boy,"But you were a little girl. I'm a boy."
"Nice try kiddo! Put the gum back."
